Two-che

If there were 2 of me, where would my other half be right now while I'm in the office?

Where would I send him?
Would I let him sleep in?
Would I be the one sleeping in and send him to work?
Would I be on holiday while he stays in the office?
Should I send him instead to entertain the clients? Or face them when there's a problem?

But wait.

Which one would be me and which one would be the other me?

Would I be jealous with my other self?

And which me will enjoy what I will be doing and am not doing?

I guess the answer to this is simple.

I would have both of me working as pornstars.