Have u ever had the feeling of being your self conscience's self conscience? I think I have a pretty symbiotic relationship with mine. Sometimes, I question my self conscience so much that the idiot has to take time off to get back to me on certain things.
"I don't think you should stay here for the night. It'll get messy. Best to politely call it a night and head back home."
"Are you kidding me? Aren't you tired of our left hand already?"
"Well...Umm...I..wait...I guess.....you're right, dude. Holy shit dude, what was I thinking?!. Onward!"
Sometimes it feels like my self conscience is losing confidence in his abilities. He sometimes feels like I should do this, but then again, he leaves it up to me. Nowadays, he even goes as low as being impressed by my foolish actions.
"Dude I can't believe you're actually smoking in the car! Like, she's gonna kill you! And you're not the least bit worried! You're so awesome."
Some days, he goes a bit overboard.
"Look, I know it's probably not right of me to suggest this, but since most of the staff are out for meetings, you think it's okay if we surf some porn?"
Have you ever toyed with the idea that we could actually be our conscience's conscience in an alternate yet parallel universe where he is the actual person?
And if so, have I failed to keep my guy on the right path? Or did he fail me first?
What do you think?
"Dude. Honestly? I have no idea. But for just once could you please shut the f*ck up?! Get outta my head, will ya?"
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hahahaha this is hilarious!
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